1. Slaves make you rich. Without them you can’t build pyramids, railways across
skyscrapers in the desert or very cheap clothes because the wage bills would be
2. Slaves make you feel important because you can force them to suck up to you, even if everyone else thinks you are a complete plonker.
3. Slaves make life very comfortable for you because they can be forced to do all the most unpleasant jobs around the house while you loll on the sofa.
4. Slaves have to have sex with you even when no one else in the world would touch you with a barge-pole.
5. Slaves allow you to be true to yourself because they can never turn round and tell you that you are just a bully and a loser.